(June 16, 2010 – Detroit, MI)… In perhaps the most surprising decision in recent marketing history, Dove, America’s largest personal care brand, has selected embattled former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick as their new spokesperson. Kilpatrick, who is best known for spitting some dog ass game to these hoes, is a curious choice not only because of his questionable past, but also because he is generally despised by anyone who isn’t a Black Panther or related to him by blood.